Fuck this shit.

Are you alright, my love?

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:24:42 -0400

Are you alright, my love?

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:57:29 -0400

This one's for the fangirls and boys:

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:52:13 -0400

(Inspired by this post)

YOUR TUMBLR REST AND STRETCH IS HERE!

NOW STRETCH YOUR NECK ACCORDINGLY!

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Oh my god I have died and gone to man candy heaven. Uhnnnffff dhfhdjfjfj

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:47:41 -0400

omg-relatable: Click here for more relatable!

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:43:26 -0400

omg-relatable:

Click here for more relatable!

have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:43:10 -0400

have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally bathed in it and memorized every word and breath and drum beat and guitar string and just married it because wow perfect and then overplayed it and got bored of it but still had a special place in your heart for it

because i have

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:42:53 -0400

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:41:41 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:41:03 -0400

christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.

dunrath: The Devil Wears Prada - Danger: Wildman [x]

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:38:52 -0400

dunrath:

The Devil Wears Prada - Danger: Wildman [x]

jagkbarakatforpresident: king-for-a-squidgy: piercing-sirens-of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:35:28 -0400

jagkbarakatforpresident:

king-for-a-squidgy:

piercing-sirens-of-the-horizon:

And today…

i ship it.

oh but when i tried to get a burrito early they said no

night-of-the-living-shred: Happy Birthday, Alko!

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:33:51 -0400

night-of-the-living-shred:

Happy Birthday, Alko!

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:32:33 -0400

theonion: Features Of The Xbox One: Full Report

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:31:52 -0400

theonion:

Features Of The Xbox One: Full Report

tundrawoman: Best fake interview ever.

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:28:18 -0400

tundrawoman:

Best fake interview ever.

cosmo tip #651

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:26:08 -0400

expertcosmotips:

why don’t you just fuckign give up obviously he’s not interested in u he’s a fucking bag of dotitoes

thefallengarrison: DO YOU EVER CAS SO MUCH YOU DEAN BUT THEN YOU DEAN SO MUCH YOU SAM

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:24:40 -0400

thefallengarrison:

DO YOU EVER CAS SO MUCH YOU DEAN BUT THEN YOU DEAN SO MUCH YOU SAM

What is box happening here I am dying this is the last thing I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:23:07 -0400

What is box happening here I am dying this is the last thing I expected OMG.

youmonstersarepeople: I just wish you’d think of me once. I wish you’d text me just to tell me good...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:22:27 -0400

youmonstersarepeople:

I just wish you’d think of me once.

I wish you’d text me just to tell me good night.

I wish you’d think of taking me with you to a friend’s party.

I wish you’d say “I love you” not just as a “I love you, too”.

I wish you’d show me that I mean anything to you.

sherlockspeare: johnlockporn: cumberbitchsandwich: sherlocksp...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:21:28 -0400

sherlockspeare:

johnlockporn:

cumberbitchsandwich:

sherlockspeare:

- Shut up, Sherlock. You are talking in your sleep.

I’ve been waiting ~~my whole life~~ all year for this.

Don’t know why but my favorite gif post appeared on my dash again. Shamelessly reblogging. Don’t mind me ehehehe.